"There is no spoon" . . . but I just got my TiVO

New co-blogger Adam has swallowed the red pill and sees that TiVo is basically the Matrix:

The only path to revolution lies in confronting the evil which exists before us, to see every day the banality of unsifted popular culture and recognize that which should lay beyond peradventure: we are not in control, and no $299 device provided by these same corporations can make it so.
He closes with an inspirational:
Who's with me?
Well, but I just got my TiVo and I haven't had a chance to amortize that "lifetime of the machine" subscription fee yet. . . .

Oh, all right. Down with TiVo!